Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
this is how gay people communicate
✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
- Blocklava (via mrvonnegut)
I can’t, not reblog. Its just too good.
Dean’s gun, Merida’s arrow and Captain America’s shield - fucking best of the lot.
I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did
There’s a species of solitary mason bees that make these pretty little nests for their larvae out of flower petals.
how can you not enjoy insects
I wish none of you were sad
shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework
Something to think about. Mental Disorders are not adjectives. It diminishes the condition when used like this.